Anyone who has played Lone Survivor will know how cool 2D cover is; it’s cooler when you’re blasting gangsters with shotguns instead of hiding for your life.

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It could have been worse.

dirty diapers stuffed in McDonalds bags alongside half eaten cheeseburgers in the trunk

It’s about getting your fair cut and not being exploited. Not about being a paid whore.

Normally I would have agreed but after the very touching last episode for Futurama, I honestly want them to leave it be. Die a hero before it becomes the villain.

My reaction to the news :(

Luckily for Blatter, all he needs to do to avoid U.S. surveillance is stay out of the country.

Fuck that. If you don’t make enough money, that’s between you and your employer. I understand the servers get a lower minimum wage, and I think that’s bullshit. That said, I see no reason to pay more than the price on the menu. “Well, they’re giving you service.” That’s their job. I’m not asking for any special…

I’m couldn’t hear the audio over the sound of his balls clanging together.

Clearly some kind of ninja trickery, as he looks just like most other anime character ever created.
Clever.

2006: “We hate the new Joker because he’s not Jack Nicholson”

The Shrine of the Golden Vader

Obligatory:

FUCKIN MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK

As a couple people have noted, it’ll all come down to how Leto plays it, and he’s a pretty talented dude, so I’m optimistic.

Wake me up when someone figures out Magic Missile. I’m rolling a wizard.