Plot armor.

Google Fiber, please come take me away from this awful ISP that is Time Warner.......

Oh man, I love Killing Floor. Such a fun series.

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That should tell you everything you need to know. “Saving Christmas” was SO bad it makes even “The Godfather pt. III” look great in comparison. (In all seriousness despite Sophia & Michael Corleone’s wacky Vatican adventure I try to give Part III some slack because of what happened to Coppola’s son during production)

I would take it if they found a different professor.

You mean, in the same way Han Solo always has been just Harrison Ford in a leather jacket?

Go Pacquiao.

Him too:

Well you see since all men everywhere are totally incapable of refusing sex if it’s offered (or if an offer is somehow implied, no matter how unintentionally or vaguely (or even if it’s really not, at all.)) This means that by offering them sex, she actually forced them to have sex! These poor, innocent,…

Goliath would be shitting his pants right now if David had this.

Dude if that looks belongs to her husband alone I have fucked her husband like, 12 times.

My top contenders:

HP/MP restored! But you're still hungry.

Not sure which beating was worse: the one he laid on the MSU players or the one he laid on the English language.

Yeah right. Try running this at 60 FPS. Your computer will weep.