Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story

Can you imagine how a billionaire plays games? He would build this scene to 1:1 scale and hire people to be the pieces.

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

I’m agnostic on the draft itself, but if we are going to have it then all citizens who are fit to serve should be required to register.

At what point in the children’s game can we start physically attacking the other players for succeeding? I don’t know. That’s for the crying babies filling their diapers about it to decide I guess.

They genuinely had nearly 4 minutes of footage where they showed nothing of any of the games apart from a couple of untextured renders.

Hmmm... it couldn’t be...

Isn’t Kamloops out of a Dr. Suess book?

Reporter: Tom, do you like Don Trump?

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

It was a bad break on that call but they weren’t beaten by the officials. They dropped a pick the play before. They had to hold Nebraska for 55 seconds and 91 yards and gave up three long passes. Not to mention they were in a dog fight with a dog shit Nebraska team in the first place.

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

He looks like you mixed Leonardo DiCaprio with a little splash of Matt Damon.

Honestly, this is the Lions’ fault for putting the game in the officials’ hands. This has been talked about ad nauseam for months, but when you only need to get one yard inside the red zone, you give the ball to Marshawn Lynch every fucking time.