Crikey!

2) Games change; Metascores don't. No matter how many times a game is patched or tweaked or improved in any way, that big ol' number won't change. Let's say reviewers give something a low score because of bugs, and over the next few months, the developers squash all those issues in subsequent patches. The Metascore…

He's a bird.

This is the only way a duckface selfie is acceptable.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!

Titanfall to be just like any other competitive FPS in terms of DLC.

I always share Fahey. :)

Reminds me of this:

I'm pretty sure he composed this song by himself...

I think 32 million people would disagree with that statement. Although if it is something that you yourself don't enjoy I understand the feeling. I also have a friend who doesn't enjoy the Beatles.

Any inside information on the next Nintendo failure is at this point a giant wish list, and even if stolen right off Iwatas desk isn't solid enough to matter

"You wanna see if I got the minerals?"

That was a good commercial, but it didn't answer one important question.

Am I the only one who didn't have a problem with the ending?

I like this approach very much, having just one Alien reminds me of Nemesis from Resident Evil 3... you never knew when that sucker would show up, but when it did, oh boy.

And I will now start chanting my usual mantra for when another Alien(s) game is revealed:

I just vomited in my mouth.