No way, suplex that nerd.

I mean, you’re the guy writing for a sports news website and I’m just an internet commenter avoiding doing actual work on a Wednesday morning, but I get the sense that Magic had literally nothing to do with LeBron getting to the Lakers - LeBron went to the Lakers because it was the best fit for him, his business, his…

Foster care? Well of course they are out of control.

“I NOW KNOW what it FEELS like to go through 9/11, and I can INEQUIVOCALLY say that this Knicks franchise is the biggest DISASTER in the history of New York city.  That is a FACT”

See, I don’t understand any of this at all. I book a hotel room so I have somewhere to sleep when I’m not doing what I’m in town to do. The job of housekeeping is to refresh the room after I’ve used it. I’m not gonna trash the room, but why should I do their job for them? If I want privacy, I need to feel bad about…

Hey Lauren, I just want to chime in along with everyone else and let you know this is a really shitty post. Like, colossally shitty. I don’t even have any snark for you. Clinton won the popular vote, she was profoundly qualified, and she got shat on for being a woman who knows how to get shit done in a world dominated…

Sensible Chuckle never gets old.  Dude deserves an Oscar for nailing the concept exactly as described.

“So bye bye Let’s Remember Some Guys”

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

I’ll bite. What point did I miss?

(How dumb would it be if the Kings and Clippers, two of the NBA’s most historically inept franchises, make the playoffs over heavyweights like the Spurs and Lakers?)

Actually feed of Doug Bowser today.

The part where they just let you walk out the front door of the hospital carrying a real, living baby with you is pretty fucking weird.

I can't be the only one who thinks Nancy Pelosi is incredibly hot, right?

Teenagers are, almost down to the individual level (I’m sure there are a few that are decent people), sociopathic shitbags.

When you combine their natural inability to engage in basic empathy for others with a political movement like the one that continues to support Trump, only awful things can result.

This is why I…

Dončić ... drove past Oubre for a one-legged fadeaway shot.

No, that can’t be right...

Oh yeah? Let’s see YOU kick in the NFL, smart Internet guy!

Are you sure he’s not just being “scrappy”, providing some “intangibles”, or showing his high “basketball IQ”?