Lucky the game was in Washington. If it were in Philly, the kid would’ve thrown his beer in Sudfeld’s face.

Until someone calls them out for not being journalistic. Then they’re “bloggers”or some shit.

It’s not really necessary for you to pretend like people didn’t enjoy Depp in this role for many, many years. You aren’t fooling anyone by trying.

If you remember the name of a curler, you are by definition a huge curling fan.

Jeez Markelle, just do the rehab, it will be ok.

Old-school MLB guys love to scream at you for hours about Babe Ruth being the GOAT despite doing all of his damage in one of the least-athletic eras of any sport ever off of part-time railroad workers who had club foot and black lung. Every Ruth at-bat went like this:

Some good squid pro quo going on there.

I thought at first the boy was Native American. People forget that long hair on males is traditional in these cultures and is sacred. You can’t just “get a hair cut” and call it a day. Hair is sacred.

By all rights and measures, Jared Kushner should be a fucking nobody.

10/10 troll work, I laughed and then cried. And then kept crying about the people commenting who couldn’t see the obvious sarcasm.

why does her response matter, though? why are we holding her accountable and pressing her on the actions of a shitty man?

You were listening to a summer league game on the radio? Goddamn, you are a fan.

Username checks out.😉

Disrupting a peaceful rally; so easy a caveman can do it.

Replace the chorus to “Brass Monkey” with “Max Muncy.”

Chef: MY MOM

yeah and I htink that is where I can’t agree with people who say we can educate children about racism int he past through these books. How can you educate children when your teachers are speaking highly of these books without addressing the racist parts and also when the children are reading these books by themselves…

Worried about crime? Create a perpetual underclass with limited resources and options for self-actualization or success! Worried about terrorism? Kill and/or persecute innocents in a wide-ranging, religiously driven crusade! Worried about drugs? Criminalize them to an outrageous degree so that those with addiction…

You know it’s a been a good night when a large dong elicits a loud shit.

We’ve all been there, Ryan.