You were listening to a summer league game on the radio? Goddamn, you are a fan.

Username checks out.😉

Disrupting a peaceful rally; so easy a caveman can do it.

Replace the chorus to “Brass Monkey” with “Max Muncy.”

Chef: MY MOM

yeah and I htink that is where I can’t agree with people who say we can educate children about racism int he past through these books. How can you educate children when your teachers are speaking highly of these books without addressing the racist parts and also when the children are reading these books by themselves…

Worried about crime? Create a perpetual underclass with limited resources and options for self-actualization or success! Worried about terrorism? Kill and/or persecute innocents in a wide-ranging, religiously driven crusade! Worried about drugs? Criminalize them to an outrageous degree so that those with addiction…

You know it’s a been a good night when a large dong elicits a loud shit.

We’ve all been there, Ryan.

As many other have posted, this is a bad list. Never mind leaving off the two best Vacation episodes for arbitrary reasons, there are entirely too many bad episodes places highly on the list. The newer eps have been bland, and honestly I had forgotten about most of them, but the aligator and sundance episodes are…

UGH...I’ll take the Crab Juice

Season 9 was still pretty strong, and Season 10 has more good than bad...but then you hit Season 11, and almost immediately, things take a turn. Like a “Make me stop watching new episodes regularly for over a decade” turn.

In short, here is Scully’s tenure as showrunner:

Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?

It’s surreal when you look back and see Reali’s been the steward of the show for going on 14 years now. His growth from a professional standpoint of what we see in front of the camera (and I hope among his peers he is well-received and all that) and his growth as a human being behind it through what he’s shared with…

Jesus. I had a daughter that was still born at 36 weeks almost exactly 11 years ago. At the time I was working in the media (not on Reali’s scale, but I covered local news and had a talk show that was fairly well-rated) and the pregnancy impending fatherhood had become part of the regular conversation during our…

I always love when white Minnesotans try to act like theyre not one of the most racists states in the country

TO ORCHESTRATE A (crime less serious than a) MURDER

THIS AND MORE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF THE GRIFTER.

Pyrotechnics by Kari Byron.

What I hate about myself is that I will click on any “where is LeBron going article.”