Way Way better than mine which just says DJOOS CONTROL ALL THE BANKS AND THE MEDIA

Crabcakes and Football, That’s what Maryland does.

now that Drew is back...

My MNUFC Loons will welcome his vision and leadership. But, he’ll need to grow a beard and show that he wants to acclimate to the Twin Cities.

“You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me McGreggor the bar builder? No.”

Yes, they’re called unsuccessful white people. You’re born on third, lose a shoe, choke on your dip, slide backwards towards second, then blame the nigger in the stands eating a lobster roll.

we hear it’s an online game of some sort

What the fuck is this nonsense? I’ve watched enough Japanese porn to know that THIS MUTHAFUCKKA GOT A DICK ON HIS BACK!

My mind just can’t make sense of DeVos when I see her in speaking appearances. Like, I know exactly what she’s all about and what to expect. However, my brain is conditioned to associate everything about her physical appearance and voice with the embodiment of the overactive PTA mom who keeps up to date on absolutely…

Nope, nobody likes him. His Harvard ‘03 classmates are savaging him in the report for their upcoming 15th reunion:

OF COURSE one of her children is named Jaxson.

Our bodies are not built to fight large cats. We have thin skin that doesn’t do a good job protecting our vitals from large claws and huge teeth. We’re good at problem solving and throwing things, and we’re built to do some physical things quite well, but fighting large cats and bears is not what we excel at.

So, let’s see: Wrapping up his ninth season, will play in the NBA Finals for the fourth time in those nine years, has won the scoring title once and MVP twice, and has singlehandedly challenged and changed notions about floor spacing and the value of the deep shot, more or less shaping the game in his own image...but…

Sounds like he has a pretty finely-tuned internal clock, he’s probably a good natural percussionist.

You should. Wendy’s twitter account is actually pretty funny

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

See the orange maggot with the long tie and the make up
Yeah buddy that’s not his own hair
That orange maggot got his own jet airplane
That orange maggot he’s a millionaire

That ain’t lawyerin’. That’s the way you do it.

Let me tell you, this guy’s damn dumb.