FUCK THE NRA...

Not sure, but I bet it involves smoking cigarettes and wearing a matching tracksuit.

See, that sort of stuff sounds like the job of a specific manager, while Divac prefers to just, ya know, manage more generally.

Divac seldom gets on the phone for the trade-building parts

THE Craig Kelly?!?!?

“I am...literally, the least racist person I know. I don’t wear white sheets and a hood and burn crosses! Some of my friends do, and certainly many members of my family have, but I don’t. I know black people, I work with black people, shit, one time in college I slept with a black guy. You know who the real racists…

Oh noooo. Will you be ok waiting for 30 minutes while your patch downloads? I will bring you a weighted blanket to make you feel more safe and secure.

Jeff, I’m just telling it like it us.

Judging from that photo, anyone who doesn’t die should be awarded a gold medal.

Seriously. Fuck Russia.

He’s a gyro to his people.

If this isn’t an Olympic sport, it oughta be!

Any sane person would call those TDs-

The Clement TD you could make an argument for, but in what universe is the Ertz TD not good? He caught the ball and took THREE steps before diving and breaking the plane. NFW is that not a score.

I’ll ‘star’ you even though i’m not gonna take the time to look up the biblical reference #heathen

The people who need to be guillotined in this situation are the Miami politicians who acquiesced to him and gave him everything he wanted. Loria’s a shark and sharks eat everything in their path. It’s their nature. The real fuckers are the assholes who let the shark swim in a public pool.  

This guy looks like he’s Criss Angel’s dad who only started coming around once Criss got famous

A four game suspension for the coach seems a bit harsh. I hope he doesn’t freeze to death on the team bus during those 25 minutes.

Ausfahrt is actually a Germanic abbreviated concatenation of alteraustralischerfahrt from the words Alter (Old) Australischer (Australian) Fahrt (Fart) but can be most directly translated to mean “Rupert Murdoch”

The music on Chris Thile’s show is amazing. I never liked Keillor but now I kind of love the show.