Came here for this, leaving satisfied

Oh good, it’s not just me who thought that.

Reminds me of I Wanna Be the Guy, the best free game you should have on your PC. Seriously brutal and so much fun. A bit old though.

I recently chose an EPL team to call my own after a couple of years flirting with the sport. Feeling pretty good about choosing Man U over Arsenal.

he was so chill after this scorpion kick i guess you could say he was...(*looks at camera*) sub-zero.

That story by the woman that paid for the endless appetizers at a TGI Friday’s on Long Island and stayed there the entire time they were open that day was pretty weird.

That’s great casting; this guy really convincingly looks like a worthless dipshit.

Maybe when you’re a Clown adult....

The amount of armchair (asshole) parents who have crawled out of the woodwork because of this article is quite disturbing. As a teacher, these are the kids we end up having to spend extra time teaching and explaining empathy and other basic human emotions as they push kids off the swings and take shit without asking…

That is actually quite annoying, because they slow down before they move over. So you’re slowing down for every car you get to pass.

Boo!!! That was the slowest gentlest kick to the face, didn’t merit such an emotional reaction.

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

Good dumbbells are expensive and sure, the $/lb rule is a basic one but that applies more to dumbbells that you can’t change the weight on. If you bought dumbbells ranging from 5-50 lbs in 5 lb increments you would have to spend $550, if you did 10-50 lbs in 10 lb increments that’s $300. You get all that plus the…

Good dumbbells are expensive and sure, the $/lb rule is a basic one but that applies more to dumbbells that you…

Make fun of me and my two beers all you want, you know it’s going to be forty five minutes before that waitress comes back.

Well la-dee-da Mr. PhD!

What else could I possible breathe out of? My ears?! Moron!

Yea, and by then their underwater stadiums will be packed. Stuffed to the gills, if you will.

“No, I said one day I’m gonna steal your can, sir! Be patient!”