This is the worst conversation ever to appear on the internet.

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years.…

Is Towns the world’s youngest Karl (including Carl)? I’d wager that he is.

This is the wrong attitude to have in regards to politics. Politics are a serious matter with actual ramifications on our daily lives.

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

“LaVar Ball told Jeff Goodman that he’ll deputize a trio of Ball uncles to accompany the brothers wherever they go and help prepare them for an NBA future.”

Ahem.

“...where the women are strong, mainly from fighting off unwanted sexual advances.”

Lake Gropey-gone?

“It’s been a gropey week here in Lake Wobegon...”

When they returned, there were no Safelite parades. No one shook their hands. In fact, people spit on them. Well, actually, they spit on the windshields, but still...

Or they could simply cast that delightful actor who played Jeffrey Tambor’s twin brother in Arrested Development. That guy looked almost exactly like Tambor and also had beautiful long hair.

I was going to post some skyrim mod that had pinup models added but this is better:

Hey Mr. Gould! Whatcha gonna do make our dreams come true!

Bad Company 2 is one of the best MP console shooters ever. Gets nowhere near as much love as it deserves.

Your attempt to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find something to smear this woman with is actually worse than what she said.

Ladies and gentlemen, the beyond reproach, nu-liberal, celebrity/rumor blogger—Bobby Finger the Moral Oracle.

Get the fuck, dude.

It will rise again...just give it like 20 minutes.

In my opinion it’s not. My sister volunteered in the best buddies program and put a ban on the “r-word” for our friends and family. It worked and I am grateful for that. Also, I think you should watch Born This Way on A&E, which is about a group of adult friends with Down Syndrome. There was one woman on it named…

I was practicing some cheers for the upcoming school year with a couple of my neighbors just for fun.