I’m actually shocked this hasn’t been an episode yet. I bet they spent a good two hours in the writing room trying to figure out if this had already been an episode.

Where did the infamous “Hit by a car” figure in on this list of fucking dirtbags who have no taste?

I would gladly suffer Pizza Hut stuffed crust before any of those other crap piles. Sbarro? Really? Fuck off with that, East Coasters. Sbarro is the absolute worst and not that cheap. I’m willing to give the benefit of…

“We have these DeLite pizzas with thin crusts and healthy toppings, like grilled chicken and artichoke and..”

But seriously New York style pizza is the worst. Papa Murphy’s is delicious but you know, gotta cook it yourself. I just recently had Marco’s and was kinda “meh” about it to be honest!

Any connoisseur of gaming owes it to themselves to try RE7 in VR. It’s an experience you simply can’t get anywhere else. People think it’s just “Oh, so it’s the 2D version but the TV is up close.” No. It’s more akin to the experience of being in a haunted house where a real woman jumps on you and tries to stab you to…

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

time for the all-purpose 2017 headline, Orange Man Says Stupid Shit

“JuJus will not replace us” - Martavis Bryant

“Whose disgusting basketball foot is this?”

This is the most magical thread. mythic’s over here having his life changed, JBs rocking the boat, brilliant.

Way ahead of you buddy. Did just that to a 10 page document. Results to be observed and analyzed, but early returns suggest an improvement over vertical or horizontal placement.

I, too, am intrigued by this proposition and wish to know more.

Precious Millennials, never operated a manual stapler before.

And here you came to read the Funbag, not thinking that your life was about to be forever changed for the better.

I highly doubt you’ve been alive for 10 years, let alone worked in an office for ten years, if you have never encountered a diagonal staple. It’s the default setting of stapling, never mind fancy office auto-stapling printers. So you’re obviously a bodysnatcher impersonating a human being, and I’m alerting the…

If the Packers had Belichick, Rodgers would have 4-5 rings, I’m completely convinced. McCarthy has a metric shit-ton of weaknesses; extremely poor at adapting to adverse circumstances, hyperconventional, petty, absurdly affected by anxiety and wholly capable of transmitting it to his staff and players, unwilling to…

A lot of Packers fans had turned on the guy, even before Rodgers went down. They think only having one ring with Rodgers is a travesty.

That’s the response of a man who watched his HOF quarterback go down and knows that the media narrative of him being a good head coach is about to be exposed as a total fraud.

We’ve been trying to trying to make this headline happen for years.

We’ve been trying to trying to make this headline happen for years.