If her name happened to be Keisha Jones and she was killed by the police her entire life and the lives of anyone who has any affiliation with her would be up for scrutiny before her body could be released to her family. I’m not about to cry for this racist wench who was clearly okay with being racist in public. Especi…

That’s what made it so real. This is your future, kids.

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

Holy shit, commenters are putting you on blast and I think it’s completely undeserved.

And a thumping good one, I’d wager.

It’s mariJUANa, not marijuanA

Drug using Muggles = Druggles

He wants to show them to his mom, because they’re his awards, mother. From army.

I saw this headline and assumed that Kinja was doing one of its time-warped featured stories again.

“Wait... he’s atill around?!”

Jalapeño is #1. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

You’re lying naked on the floor?

Stupid, sexy Harbaugh.

Some of the Twitter sleuth journalists who have been on top of this for 9 months have warned that the next 4 or 5 weeks are going to be dramatic, and dark.

He became the most bloodthirsty ruler in [world] history, earning the nickname El Balarin de la Muerta or ‘The Dancer of Death’

From the way that this is written it sounds like he doesnt know much about cars. For example, instead of saying, “its like having xmen in your differentials” he could have said, “the x-mode in this sub 30,000 crossover uses the same style of torque vectoring that the 2 million dollar mclaren P1 uses to distribute…

Why would I want actual information about an upcoming vehicle I might be interested in when I can have all of this snark!

Actually I’ll take The Spy Who Shagged Me by a hair over the original Austin Powers - some things don’t work but Mini-Me and Fat Bastard are enough to give it the win. Goldmember was flipping horrible though, as was Wayne’s World 2.

I love the “Story Behind” series. Every one of these articles is so enthralling.