“The burned up boy with the broken back.”

Wow. I Feel so bad for that ghost. I mean, it’s awful, but it sounds like it’s sad and angry and scared. Maybe it’s happy to have a granny there with it.

The fact that the protesters, even immediately after getting attacked by dogs, could place the blame where it belongs (on the security guard, not the animal) is just so heartwarming and also heartbreaking at the same time.

Work on the pipeline was “voluntarily” halted by the federal government in early September.

Not my story personally, but from a friend:

I have the best cyber. The greatest. You know, I know a kid, they’re great with the cybers, they say to me, they say “NO, you just have the best cybers we’ve ever seen.” It’s the truth folks.

Let me tell you about tech editors, Patrick. I have an excellent relationship with technology, ask anybody, I have the best techs. Nobody understands transportation reporters like I do. We’re going to write the best edits. Yuge, beautiful reviews, and we’re going to make them here, and they’re going to cost less than…

Hey man, we’ve won the division twice more than anyone else this century....

doesn’t help now that those damned Dodge darts have very similar taillights.

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Note to Ashley:

Dear Russia, After you finish hacking my emails, please shoot down a passenger plane.

Man, Maggie Lucas (the white girl in the picture above) looks not-so-sure. Like her dad is a cop, but she’s still a team player.

Okay ... I’ll hit a home run for you guys in crappy lost save situations.
I had backed up a lot of my PS1 games to my PS2 card (you can’t load them from there but they can be stored there) because I had 1 PS1 memory card and I was still enjoying some old JRPGs on both systems at the time.

YES. I rolled my eyes at “We feel it necessary to show the other side of this horrible drug.” As if heroin gets tons of good press and is generally regarded as harmless and awesome!

So you’re saying you can’t keep your poise while reading about a quarterback that handles himself well in the pocket? Okay then.

My eyesight isn’t so good anymore. Can you find a larger picture next time?

WHY ISN’T YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART? DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE DIED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE!!!111 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

A medal rack, Katie? Bryce doesn’t even own A medal, let alone many medals that would necessitate an entire rack. What is Bryce gonna do with a medal rack?