Do you get 3 point for a Jecht shot in the NFL?

...I think you might want to see a podiatrist.

Let’s brainstorm some possibilities:...

“Revolutionize your communication. P(b)ITCH: the app that calls people ‘bitch’ at a frequency too high for human ears.”

You raw-doggin sons of bitches, you!

“This is exactly why we have riots throughout the country, because of this bullshit,”

Sorry about the hat - we all learn from our mistakes.

This guy is the epitome of Joga Bonito. Look at the smile on his face and he still celebrates every goal like it’s the winning goal in a champions league final. So much joy!

Hmm...maybe if he knew somebody who specialized at throwing objects with accuracy and velocity at a target almost exactly 60 feet away, that person could knock the drone out of the tree...

I’ve been playing the long game, waiting for just the right moment.

I don’t understand everyone praising him for his consistency. I mean, isn’t the point of having a Duncan is so that it can be up-and-down?

1% is also in my fridge

“Would I ever leave this company? Look, I’m all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I’m being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly… I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most.”-Dwight K. Schrute

Here is what I do... keep in mind I am late 30s, single dad who is doing all he can to stay afloat... I have come to realize your real friends wont give a fuck how much money you have... from just a few drinks, to a trip to the Oregon coast... real friends cover your ass. If have had a lot of acquaintances come and…

Meh - I’ve seen better.

This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

Crack the egg. One person clutched into a ball, everyone else coordinating their bounces to launch them high enough that fear or the landing broke their shape. So many laughs.

WELL LAH-DEE-DAH, LOOK AT MR. SELF-CONTROL OVER HERE.

How often did they accept your offer?