1% is also in my fridge

“Would I ever leave this company? Look, I’m all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I’m being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly… I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most.”-Dwight K. Schrute

Here is what I do... keep in mind I am late 30s, single dad who is doing all he can to stay afloat... I have come to realize your real friends wont give a fuck how much money you have... from just a few drinks, to a trip to the Oregon coast... real friends cover your ass. If have had a lot of acquaintances come and…

Meh - I’ve seen better.

This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

Crack the egg. One person clutched into a ball, everyone else coordinating their bounces to launch them high enough that fear or the landing broke their shape. So many laughs.

WELL LAH-DEE-DAH, LOOK AT MR. SELF-CONTROL OVER HERE.

How often did they accept your offer?

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

Woke up / got out of bed

/x/ Had a better story the other day about this game. The world that was populated looked like the hell from Event Horizon unedited. Populated by one player who has never stopped since it launched. Last thing he said to the guy who found it was “Oh, the sights you’ll see.” He was supposed to take him to another…

Or, if you’re into crossfit, you should run into oncoming traffic.

Mike McCarthy is so jazzed for GoT to return; especially the Bran storyline. Even dressed as Hodor for the photo op.

The more I read the more I wanted him to stop. Just stop! Yeah, playing on their period probably sucks but you’ll never hear Serena blame that for a loss. And the “loss of family time” thing? Motherfucker, if they wanted kids they’d have kids. They want to play tennis so they’re playing tennis. There are women in the…

Relevant.

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.