This is the kind of story I wish this year’s competition had more of! Thanks for sharing (though I’m sorry to hear about the sad history of that home and hope that family was placed somewhere else).

As a warning, the video’s rough to watch.

This shit is getting real old real quick. What the actual fuck is wrong with people. Turn the effin' camera to landscape.

BUT NEVER A MCCOY! - The Hatfields

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

Let’s hope this goes better than the last time I saw this in the news:

“No way a single jet could do that much damage.” - Pete Carroll

If this video is to be believed, the entire Oakland A’s team should be long dead by now.

If a person comments in Kinja, is it ever approved?

I’m not saying they’re the same person, but I’ve never seen that woman and Rajon Rondo in the same room at the same time.

This really is the world cup of spam and we’re issuing a red card.

“Being really Goop” was a challenge for Chris Martin, too.

I believe it was “and that ball is gone...which means we still aren’t...” Costas was gold last night.

Hayes McGinley

I haven't been dunked on, but I got chase down blocked from behind by a little Brazilian kid (we called him Brazil....because obvious). This kid could jump out of the gym. Probably 5'8" but could dunk.

Fill them with existential dread that their lives are meaningless when they misbehave?

THANK YOU.

Important tip: When changing your son's diaper, keep his wang covered with something until you're ready to get the new one on. Otherwise, he will sooner or later pee on his own face, it won't be funny at the time, but you'll eventually think it's funny, you'll laugh about it as you tell your wife, but she won't…

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.