You stole my post.

Pictured: Esther Zuckerman
http://milkthefranchise.com…

Because she's a donkey?

I feel like these things go more viral in the week leading up the season premiere, not the week after the season finale.

I think she's gonna eventually marry Idris Elba.

How do Merry, Pippin, and Sam know that Frodo has been planning to leave the Shire?

He was in the Errol Morris movie?

I could see White Chicks being a horror movie. Maybe if somehow the makeup never came off and they were forced to live their lives looking like some creepy white girls.

Was Rat Race his last gasp?

So, a racist Face-Off.

I think most of America just wants to keep him around for a few more months and then return him.

My favorite sketch of hers was "Dolly's Mountain Stories":
http://snltranscripts.jt.or…

Good thing there's a pretty lady to look at.

First was on a tiny TV with commercials. I think it was on TNT.

I feel like it's how people realized Back to the Future is a throwback to 1955, but the movie is now a throwback to 1985. There are so many 1985 things in Back to the Future, that it's double nostalgia at this point.

I need to rewatch Paths of Glory and Lolita.

It's a hard one because it probably took me 3 watches to even come around to liking it.

"Listen, if it wasn't friendly… you probably wouldn't have even got it."

His secretary and the fact that he's taking a shit is always amusing to me.

Well, at least it's concise.