Wasn't Gremlins a summer movie?

Remember when movies on NBC on Thanksgiving were a big deal?

Yeah, I don't know what it is. I never liked Planes, Trains, and Automobiles either. Scrooged is okay.

I think I like that Blink 182 song "Josie" just because it mentions watching Vacation. Also, the bringing of Mexican food.

He was later kidnapped by the Joker. And then Matthew Modine was kidnapped by Bane.

I used to watch it stoned a lot and Wayne Newton seems like a real weirdo.

I wonder if people know there was a sorta-sequel to Animal House called Class Reunion. Or a TV show based on Animal House:

I've never been able to sit through the whole thing. I've probably seen Vegas Vacation 5 times.

I was watching the remake and one of the cool things about the original is they are in these beautiful parts of America, but probably don't appreciate them because something is wrong with their car or they're dealing with a dead body.

She needs a nose job.

"He was just 2 days away from self-immolation."

Brooks and Reiner are gonna be 110 year-old funny dudes.

I guess I forgot Eli Wallach died last year.

That's alright, mama.

Tom Skerritt Mustache Rides

(begrudgingly hands over some dick-sucking lips)

I can tell you how many I haven't read.

Not many comic book artists can draw both boobs and gory action scenes.

I was recently listening to Kate Bush's "Wuthering Heights" and now I want fan fiction between Cathy and Heathcliff the Cat.

There should be a hatesong for that U2 song.