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This cocaine makes me feel like I'm on Netflix show.

NARCO LIBRE

This is Bruiser. Show 'em what you got, Bruiser.
[Bruiser picks up a Spongebob kite and breaks it in two]

When I tried to cancel my Netflix, they threw a noosed Omar Suarez out of a helicopter.

All I see is a face and a pair of arms. Where's his torso?

Luckily, it was a tax write-off.

Take my wife, please.

It gets weird when they incorporate footage from the Death Star run.

I thought they were Sealy Posturepedics, which would be around the same street value as that much cocaine.

And I'll write your name (on the cup).

Little does the burrito know that my I have a fuck buddy who is very kinky.

This never happened to the other fellow.

Harold & Squad

Get behind me, Satan. I'm wearing a bulletproof vest.

Glad I'm not the only one who hears that.

Like I am one with the burrito I just ate.

Now go wash your hands.

He was in Fargo!

Dirty Alice Dozen Live Here Anymore

Jason Alexander starred in Dunston Checks In.