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There's a scene in The Dirty Dozen after they encounter the witch on the roof where you can see James Coburn hanging himself in the background.

Abstain from absurdity.

"I like 'em new, not like you" is burned into my brain.

It thinks so bad.

And instead of Telly Savalas, he got Telly from Kids.

Ocean's Baker's Dozen Minus Two

Yo mama's so high-concept, her bowel movements could be mistaken for a Charlie Kaufman screenplay!

Holy shit! 8 pages about Royal Ascot! Squeeeeeee!

Do the curtains match the pubic hair?

That's hobo code for "Good place to pose for papparazzis."

Nice to see them having a low-key romance.

Or else he's avenging Angelo.

Stalloneaissance is a mayonnaise made with raw egg.

Did Campbell Scott ever get a sitcom?

You're a regular Einstein.

I remember the opening minutes of that movie, when things were not so horrible. What a downer of a movie.

Timothy Bottoms starred in some of my favorite '70s movies: Last Picture Show, The Paper Chase, Rollercoaster… but I never liked his Bush on this show.

Isn't that the plot of Citizen Ruth?

And capri pants!

He looks like the bad guy in the original TRON.