"Oh. If you like authentic blues… you really gotta check out Blues Hammer."

I kinda only have one show I watch every week all through the year. With Parks & Rec over, it's all cable and basic cable shows. And Netflix.

Leave.

"I used to need Ambien to fall asleep. Until I discovered Fallon."

It's like that disgusting part in Breaking Away when Shorty says "I eat 3 times a day and my metabolism eats 5 times a day."

You can't be 20
On Kit-Kat Mountain

I had an ex who was very pop culture savvy, but she had never seen A Christmas Story. Not a total dealbreaker, but I think she was an alien.

If she's into Fallon, she's probably more of a sex game type of person.

I could never get past that name.

I just remember Steve Kmetko and Jules Asner.

I think that was called Tales of Old Hollywood.

The thing that pissed me off the most about that show was the fact that it had commercials. Shouldn't it just be wall-to-wall trailers?

We used to watch his E! airing of the radio show and he once asked a lady (can't remember if it was a porn star or model or actress) if she looked at the toilet paper after she wiped her butt.

Mothersbaugh Humbug!

What's that blue thing doing here?

It's no Freuder.

I prefer my Sally Field making out with Tom Hanks, not being his mother. Which is why I prefer Punchline.

Or how many times I masturbated to his daughter when she was on Chuck?

INT. WHITE HOUSE
(Donald Trump is there)

It's like their doubling down on the opening of Lost in Translation.