Whenever I see "cum" spelled like "come", it bothers me. It feels dirtier than if "cum" was used.

Master the blowjob with this supercut from 85 videos

But this goes to 85!

Really puts the Cosbys lip-syncing to "The Night Time is the Right Time" into a different perspective.

I thought Ferris Bueller with Charlie Schlatter and Jennifer Aniston put John Hughes TV show adaptations to bed.

Yeah, Uncle Buck just isn't funny. I'd rather watch Summer Rental. I've been quoting "Your wife's on my Whamm-o" since I was a kid.

Would you prefer they used Tom?

You've snapped a penis pic before, haven't you?

Train Spotting

And "Death Schandling" was too soon.

If Daryl masturbates, we riot.

Betty, you're like a goat.

What the fuck is going on?

And it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it.

The homecoming queen's got a gun!

Cancer-Man: Turn off the Dark, directed by Julie Tumor.

Worms of Endearment

Abe Vigoda's Custom Leather Utility Belt

So they're adapting MTV's "The Head"?

Flashcance