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    Magic Mike MCCXV

    Batman, Turkey?

    And World Series baseball… which contains bats, counts, occasional wooden stakes, boos, and balls.

    Patrick Batman.

    Herbie Goes Bananas (But Those Really Stinky Brown Ones You End Up Using For Banana Bread)

    "My beard is scratchy, Xanderpuss, but it gives good back rubs."

    I would watch a movie called Nosferatu, Esq.

    He just says it's about shit on toilet paper, but it's actually about the time he was raped by an elephant at a Grammys after-party.

    I think the original is in the public domain.

    "Ebony and Ivory" is about his shit on toilet paper.

    Until the spotted owl went extinct.

    Ernst Goes To Ranch: The Hey Dude! Story

    It's not that hard of a question.

    Questioning Boy: Mr. Turtle, how many rapes does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of Childhood Nostalgia?

    Peanut Butter and Spot is the "Netflix and Chill" for blindies.

    That's what the seeing eye dog is for.

    I feel like I'm Joker and you're Batman.

    Is that when you pull out and jizz all over a baby deer?