a.k.a. Kieran Culkin

"Giving up jetpacks is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."

I just think Bruce believes in clemency.

In a show of solidarity, The Dave Matthews Band has also cancelled their scheduled North Carolina concert, but mainly because they don't believe in any kind of "bathroom law".

I'll let google help me:

(forgotten band from late '90s) (verb) a (religion) (profession)'s (movie) love in a new (obscure reference) video

I heard he's dating Drew Barrymore.

He blinked 182 times.

Yeah, that's pretty much my mom's favorite thing ever.

I am Error.

There's way too much sour cream on everything.

Oh, it's included.

I don't even own a sour cream gun, let alone many sour cream guns, which would necessitate a sour cream gun rack.

There was also that Harry and the Hendersons show with the senator dude from X-Men and the original Willard.

I was told there would be no math.

And Peter Dinklage will be played by my dick.

For years, I've believed that Peter Cetera should shorten his name to Petetc.

I was not aware that they filmed the movie Cold Mountain on Shirley Manson's bosom.

"You got me straight trippin', Belushi."

Or sing inappropriate pop songs (Gary Puckett).