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You won't notice. They're casting Danny DeVito as Michael McKean and Paul Simon as Harry Shearer.

The Monster Mask
(It was a graveyard shift)
The Monster Mask
(They didn't even pay for my Lyft)

Who taught him how to tie a tie?

I'm kinda eagerly anticipating the introduction of Guardians of the Galaxy into The Avengers universe.

There's just something that's been off about the first X-Men movie. I think it's because Beast and Toad Guy looked so shitty.

Yeah, there was also Meteor Man and Blankman.

The Avengers with Sean Connery was like the brushfire that makes the forest all fertile with ashy nutrients.

It reminds me of that part in Summer of Sam. John Leguizamo is cheating on his girlfriend, but when they hook up, he makes her put on a wig the color of his mistress, and says "It's like I'm cheating on you with you!"

I've always thought he says "It's just a fucking alibi" and wondered why it was never edited on the radio.

Fighting the frizzies, at eleven.

Winter is going.

And featuring Paul Scheer as Garrett Morris.

Daniel.

"Baby Woodman" makes me sick to my stomach. Stop that.

I can't believe I made it through the making of Medellin or whatever the fuck. I think I boned out when Vince got a call from Martin Scorsese.

Chris Guest will be playing John Vernon.

Out on the road, I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac. Don't look back, you can never look back.

If you can dodge a conductor, you can dodge a cumshot.

These go to 3'11".

Jimmy don't swallow and I don't care!