Haha, "classic episode of Entourage".

"According to ABC News, Neil has received a battery summons and is scheduled to appear in court on June 17."

While Por Ti Volare plays.

Leaving Las Vegas (In a Bodybag, Yeah!)

Despite all his rage
Neil could not take Nicolas Cage

For authenticity in the "I'm melting! I'm melting!" scene.

I'm just picturing a scene where O'Neill is called out of retirement.

The Fiz

George likes it murdery!

How do you bleed out all over Carnegie Hall?

Remember The New Munsters?

The scathing headline was "Forgive Them Lord, For They Know Not What They Do To Legitimate Theatre"

Caesar was played by a guy in a Planet of the Apes get-up. It was a very controversial play, especially the part where Othello dunks on Willy Loman.

Yeah, our high school did a production of Jesus Christ Superstar and actually crucified somebody. Luckily, they were only Nerf nails.

Will Willard Scott make it to 100?

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Wurther's Originals.

Beverly Cleary is too busy freebasing cocaine to care.

Sophomore didn't like that he said I'm gonna get that corn
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon

There goes my gyro!

Schroedinger's horseback riding instructor.