It's like asking me who my favorite member of Menudo is.

The one time I embraced Socialism, it snapped my bra.

"Get off my gräsmatta!"

Is 1-800-COLLECT still around?

The products they sell fly in the face of the Geneva convention.

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We all know your family is too stupid to use computers.

"What are you wearing, Sweden?"

The only reason I'm still on Facebook is I don't want to fall behind on the trends of cutting edge racism.

Extroverts come out of the ceiling.

Is Vin Diesel a secret serial killer? What's going on there?

Egghead likes his Facebookie books.

Rico suave.

shit

Velveeta is too ritzy. Kraft slices is the most authentic option.

Like Keenan Ivory Wayans with the paint in the opening credits of In Living Color.

Recipe for Jack in the Box tacos.

I couldn't work there because everybody I've ever dealt with has a smile on their face and a winning attitude.

Or just open up two cans of Hunt's Manwich and spin around in the bathroom really fast.

Shave and a headshot
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