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But first, let's watch Robin Hood fire an arrow into the center of another arrow.

I think the jar of peach tea from Batman v. Superman is trying to ape that moment.

I only really remember the theme song to "It's Garry Shandling's Show". There was a breaking-the-fourth-wall premise, for sure, but I remember just tuning out whenever his neighbor or his neighbor's son appeared on-screen.

I always feel like Albert Brooks and Woody Allen movies are kinda similar, and that Albert Brooks is just a more "buff" Woody Allen. He's got a handsome quality to him. I can't see myself following around Shandling for an entire movie.

They'll re-enact the making of The Bad News Bears Go To Japan.

You don't pick Jeffrey Dahmer. He picks you.

Nobody wants to hear your pickup lines.

You should probably ask to go now.

That was Little Monsters.

The only good Irish driver I know of is Rory McIlroy.

I feel the same way about a split pea soup I once had in Tel Aviv.

Ride the snake to the ancient lake.

Tremors, then.

I want a Billy Bibbit doll that stutters and ultimately commits suicide.

"Mr. Milch, you've bought enough!"

What don't people do all day?