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That would explain Mr. Hand's policy on being late.

He'll save every one of us.

I'm just really dense.

Yeah, I'm afraid I'll never listen to a new Kesha song again.

And the Wachowski Brothers are like the McGuire Twins.

Stay away from the fountain statues that spray champagne onto their own backsides.

Blotto, Inebriated, Totally Drunk?

(sprays atlas with Lysol)

It's cool cuz there were a bunch of witnesses.

Mercedes Ruehl is pissed.

Catshit Everdeen, I meant.

Catshit?

I just got the pun. Good job, Transparent.

Lemmy: light of my life, fire of my loins.

It's just table-clearing for the surviving members' newest album, No Motör, Just Head

Some guy in college would hide his weed in a cassette case for a Traveling Wilburys Volume 3, with a hollowed up cassette of the same with a little weed compartment in it, the ultimate sign of respect.

There's no need to be so en garde.