He looks like the Podling that got drained of its essence.

Dick Van Dyke is so old, he tripped over the Ottoman Empire.

Penny's got a nice set of bazingas.

Get Him To The Grieco

You probably sleep in the same bed as well, you weirdos.

Just search for "Big Bengali"

*scrubs cornea*

His wife was a spent piece of used jet trash
made good bloody marys
kept her mouth shut most of the time
had a little Chihuahua named Carlos
that had some kind of skin disease
and was totally blind.

I just honored this show by calculating the slope of a curve!

Well, that's just your opinionation, man.

Is Richard Grieco playing a mortician?

Next up: The How I Met Your Mother Abortion Clinic

Where isn't the bathroom?

I'm glad Kaley grew back her hair. I was not a fan of that one season with her having short hair.

She loves him and he knows.

About 8 years ago, I was homeless. I wasn't derelict homeless, as I slept in my car and my town has a fairly generous soup kitchen situation going on. So I was out on my ass for 3 months. In between job interviews, I would do some light busking, playing a little Spanish guitar for the passers-by. I was classically…

When you have to poot, poot. Don't talk.

Are you saying she was a sour girl?

And her character gets to die in a fire to establish the new villain.

Jesus was the original Charisma Carpenter.