Bradley Cooper started this shit.
(Not a Cop)
seriousmoonlight--disqus
*Rolling Stones sue Ricky Coogin*
Meh+
"Can I confess something? I tell you this as an athlete, I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm skiing… on the slopes at night… I see one headlamp coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the pole quickly, head-on into the oncoming skier. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering…
It was euthanasia. It's not illegal if they're ill eagles.
I like how Hamburger…. The Motion Picture was a hamburger university boob comedy, but Hot Dog has nothing to do with hot dogs.
I saw one trailer that made this look like Simon Burch.
She's also on that one with the band Stars, but they were too annoying as guests to re-visit.
I like the way they think.
Well, I'm out. Fuck this place. I'm through.
In your face, coffins.
Guillermo del Toro is digging up the corpse of your childhood and raping it.
He was confused because he thought he said "Shizen dem fister!", which means something completely different.
Pan Pizza's Labyrinth
"Shoot the glass!"
I'll settle for a Robert Duvall lookalike watching an episode of Sanford & Son while waiting for a pizza.
I was saying boo!
I guess you aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.
"What's with these homeys dissing my girl?"