This news is UnREAL!

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He was strangely the lead nerd guy in I Love You, Beth Cooper.

I'm watching art here!

Looks like I might have to set up a dummy Netflix account. If you make one of those and watch some movies on it and then delete it, there's no trace of the movies you watched, correct? Asking for a friend.

I've seen him wearing that shirt in another still from the show.

The man ruined how I pronounce Mahoney.

That was a really weird episode of Punky Brewster.

"So long, and thanks for all the goldfish."

Also, they're Oscar screeners.

I was day-dreaming about if I ever met him somewhere, I would segue into talking about New York so I could bust that on him.

Thanks Poobamacare!

The only thing missing from that band logo is "U"

Sorry, but I gag any time I see one of those horrendous nickel-sized ear hole things.

Are you in the fictional band Stillwater?

I like the road trip McDonald's, where the bathroom is on the side and you don't even encounter the ordering area.

$3.99/lb.

Back when I had a twin bed, my ex-girlfriend had a nasty case of uronmysidisis.

"Take a nasty shit at CVS. They don't care."

Art school?