Right next to the Stevia-flavored condoms.

Couple of Gamorreans.

Pauline Kale?

Their chile verde meth burritos are to die for.

"You can't have the duck!"

In related news, Trader Joe's is now offering meth.

And such small portions!

Please dye.

Cage Free Aged Brie

Gluten Free Mumia

One? Oh, you can count. Good for you.

Whole Foods?

Yes, and where the fuck the Luna bars are located.

Yeah, I got political.

I'm now writing a horror story about a customer who gets a tattoo at Whole Foods and cannot convince anybody that they are not a Whole Foods employee. Eventually, they commit suicide by pulling a pallet full of organic wild blueberries onto their body.

Without a doubt.

The wheelbarrow is a Mexican.

Change "grandma" to "Rosa Parks" and "iron" to "race car"?

I play Monopoly with my grandma who has osteoporosis. She needs the iron.

I love a board game that suggests you back up the data before flipping the board in anger.