(Not a Cop)

(Not a Cop)

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2/7/16

Not to be confused with Dansons of the Soil, a Children of the Corn knockoff starring Ted Danson.

2/7/16

Meanwhile, the Hot Licks already have a new frontman: your mom.

2/7/16

"Hicks released a solo album, It Happened One Bite, which makes him an honorary member of the A.V. Club Commentariat."

2/6/16

I wouldn't want to be part of any A.V. Club that would have me as an A.V. member.

2/6/16

They're actually there for Weird Al.

2/6/16

I tried it with a Hitler speech. Not as cool.

2/6/16

I put the Seinfeld theme on a loop in another tab and lowered the volume slightly so as not to drown out Rollins and it's pretty cool.

2/6/16

BRB selling all my stocks in Heroin Inc.

2/6/16

2/6/16

Ten years ago, I could have thrown him into a basketball hoop from half-court.

2/6/16

He's following in Lemmy Koopa's footsteps.

2/6/16

Any of you want to go to Denny's after this?

2/6/16

The Wolf of Snail Street

2/6/16

Blood Pearl

2/6/16

*throws half of a milkshake in the garbage can*

2/6/16

That's what I call burnt sierra.

2/6/16

Damn nouveau riche viri!

2/6/16

AIDS can afford it.

2/6/16

(calls AIDS a cab)

2/6/16

We'll take the next one seriously. We promise.