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Daniel Day-Lewis is injecting himself with AIDS as we speak.

When a lumberjack eats raw bear meat, he gets logorrhea.

And Mark N. Mindy was a real space cadet.

Would you download a ceviche?

And Mark E. Post was the blonde babe in your night law school.

Nife Goes On

Or a typo on a Mexican restaurant menu, "Con queso".

Cubs exist, so yes.

Corky Robbins bio-pic.

Martin Scorsese is like the high school girlfriend you left back at home and Mark L. Smith is all that sweet, sweet co-ed poontang waiting for you in college.

Yes, and his one carry-on item is his erect penis.

I would say Olive Garden is reserved for incest sex, since when you're there, you're family.

If Jack has been in your box….

Take only photographs. Leave only dumps on trail markers.

Even if he was on the international space station, his poops would fall to the ground.

His tongue really knows his way about that spit valve.

It's an underrated conjunction.

Beyoncé meets Tremé

-Here, where you say "Suck my dick", how about you just say "Suck my kiss"?
-Sounds good.