Red Lobster has a special on never-ending crabs.
In related news, Katrina & The Waves have dropped a new Beyonce-heavy video.
It was the jet fuel that melted the steel beam of my heart.
I was sure the franchise was a goner after the Cruel Intentions video game.
Is that what they're calling it these days?
*clandestinely kicks shovel under bed*
These cookies are the bomb…. literally.
diversify….. 401(k)?
It can be two things.
They didn't snap any pictures of the poop running down his leg on the way home?
Darthy the Empire Vader
I bet they have foursomes with Dax and Kristen.
Every year, my nieces and nephews want to color Easter eggs and I tell them "Go ahead, but they have be good enough to rationalize the existence of Ryan Phillippe's butt, for it is a behind to dye for."
Do they need an arbiter?
Tony Hawk and his "Buffy the Vampire Skater" got there first.
Yes, she will be "bringing the boobs", Shakespeare.
I thought they were divorced, like Ryan and Reese.
I went to her Super Bowl Party last year, where she serves her famous dish "Buffy the Vampire 7-Layer Dip".