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What's Leni Riefenstahl's favorite month?

The original title of Ladybugs was Cruel, Intense Shins.

"I was on that Charlie Sheen FX show!"

I know what she did last summer.

Cruel story, bro.

That's cold, ApathyMonger.

"The One Where Joey Crashes Into A Tree"

Use my mnemonic device.

Like Pooh's bounding feline friend.

Next year's Oscar hosts: Charlie Sheen, Emilio Estevez, and Keith David.

That was only one of the reasons that tr*****ed its inception.

Did you see Marco Rubio's tweet about Don Henley?

By marriage.

I hope they kept their receipt. Otherwise, they will only be able to get store credit.

Username available: Artisanal Garfunkel

That was a joke

Just be thankful the "N" stands for "National".

More like NWACP, amirite?

Altman's The Long Goodbye kinda does the same thing.