Food is trash, period.

How do ya’ like them there apples?!

I can’t stand Shannon. With that said, I think Shannon is unhappy because she knows her husband actually doesn’t want her and that whole “vow renewal” some bullshit to appease her momentarily. I bet if she allows that relationship to go ahead and give up the ghost, she’ll feel better; not immediately but in the long…

“is currently seated at a table full of professional women and Ivanka Trump”

Oh, the shade in this piece of sentence!

I’m just waiting on David to cheat on Shannon’s neurotic ass again so she can get another storyline.

Anywho, I need to know why David was in Vicki’s face. Like...dude...you need to sit your petri dish ass down somewhere and stay out of women’s business. He’s like Peter from the ATL cast.

And Shannon’s weak ass running…

Nah. I’d end up on RHONY when I snatch her edges after she said something flip to me. They’d be like, “all of a sudden, her assistant had her by the crown of her head....we didn’t know what was happening....”

Where are her mf’n co-stars though?

I forgot. Solidarity is for WW.

Black people are lazy.

She just ensured that she’ll have a Black grandchild by the time her eldest daughter is 25.

You should crash.

This is turning out to be the most boring season ever. I actually toyed with the thought of Alex and Simon coming back to try to enliven this mishigas.

Jules is boring. She’s been to 928765 dinners on the show and has eaten a combined 50 calories. Luann seems to be stationed in alcohol purgatory because I can’t tell…

That’s crazy. She’s not sample size but she’s not fat either. I don’t get it. Plus she’s tall so she could work the shit out of a nice dress. #tallgirlsFTW

IDK about her music but I know she looks old enough to be my aunt who was in middle school when I was born...in 1980 AD so...

I’ll just call it like I see it: there’s clearly and alcohol dependency issue. Both Luann and Sonja are looking puffy in the face. Ramona has been ridiculous withe the “drank” and half the time, I don’t even know WTF Dorinda is saying because she’s slurring so much.

Nonetheless, this is shaping up to be boring as…

I believe Mary and all the other people who said she said it.

Thank you.

Unless she shops at a bazaar with $2 jeans.

Amy Schumer is a size 6 or 8...WHERE? Her pinky toe?

I had to look her up. Wikipedia says she was born in 1993.

That must be BC.

Dorinda is the drunk aunt that you have to explain to visitors before they meet her.

Actually, on one episode, she said she was suing Spanx because they ripped off her technology for something...fat squeezing or something like that.

I’ve never tried either. To me a girdle is a girdle and I’d rather live off 4 grapes a day and 5 hours of cardio than wear a girdle in Texas weather.

I don’t know if you’d know this but coming from Tyrese...that’s about par.

I swear. Tyrese is one of those people who just needs to stick with singing because....yeah.

SMDH.

I’d do what most people do and end up with some person who isn’t “the love of [my] life.”

WTF.