seriouslythogirl
Seriouslythogirl
seriouslythogirl

“Female” is the replacement for “bitch” in my estimation. The only people I know who use it are fuckboys who low on responsibility but high on ego and the women who want their attention for some reason.

In my case, I never learned to ride a bike so if I want to ride one, stationary is my only option.

Shoe fee?

What the hell? What kind of bikes are they riding that require special shoes?

“studded cape”

God help us! I’m in Texas, so does this mean by February, I won’t be able to go anywhere without seeing at least 10 studded capes?

“How could you do this....”

‘can’t you see I’m white enough to be able to victimize Black people without punishment?’

I don’t get why they can’t just have a series of panels with women that size and plan their wardrobe offerings around the feedback they get.

Fuck Chris Brown. He and R. Kelly (and the rest of their ilk), ought to be working at the Dairy Queen right now if not UNDER the jail. I’m glad the staffers spoke up about it.

I think it’s because she only let him have a pinch of cake.

If they’re fake, she needs a refund.

Yeah. I mean Beyonce’s tidday has fallen out before so I don’t blame her. I feel like that’s a damned if you do/damned if you don’t job. Had her tidday fallen out, she would have heard about it later.

This is why I could never work in any type of assisting position; especially not famous people. They have too much ego and I’ll read you into powder no matter how many Grammys or Oscars you have.

Typical.

Kris Jenner is thrilled about whatever coin and press Kylie will get dating Tyga’s no-rapping ass.

Also, does this mean that next, Kanye ‘leather running pants because running is best done in leather’ West is now going to brand himself as a personal trainer and fitness expert?

Those of us who watch TVOne know that she also has attempted suicide and to this day struggles with suicidal ideation. I have to believe the DV plays a part in that.

All kidding aside, I truly love and respect women and I love their happy tits. “

Um...really? So, after “all kidding aside...” you type “happy tits?”

I switched my Cosmo subscription for Marie Claire after I noticed that it seemed like every third page was them giving tips on how to give a man brain. But I am surprised that it has gone this far.

Looks like it’s time to find a new gym. LMMFAO @ that IG pic.

As much drama as Ramona keeps up, she needs to be the last person talking about some female solidarity stuff. This is the same woman who threw a cup at Kristen a couple of seasons ago and then called her stupid or dumb a few episodes ago. Girl, bye!

Sooooo can I ask when she’s going to start taking acting lessons?

Probably more like “28% of Whites Will Admit That They Believe Housing Discrimination Should Be Legal.”