Do Pop-Tarts have an ingredients list on the box? Yes. Are there any claims being made that the ingredients list is fraudulent? No.

You’re 100% correct. I grew up in the southwest, and this is the first I’ve heard of Ohio being the leaders of aviation. Everyone knows Kitty Hawk, no one would even consider Ohio, unless they were being contrarian.

Agreed. I used to barbeque with coal (well, some coal in the briquettes) but ever since I stopped recycling, I’ve just been burning plastic. I agree that it’s “the new coal” in terms of ease of access, but wow does plastic-fired food taste awful. 

This confirms my childhood suspicions. I always thought that smile on Barbie’s face was fake. She’s been trying to kill us all along.

How was your headline not ‘GETTR, Done.’?! I mean it was right there...

There’s no lane discipline. About 90% of the left lane campers I see in Illinois are Cheesheads.

Literally everything these miserable fucks get involved with is an unmitigated disaster ... with the exception of grifting his base of brainless yahoos out of their social security checks.

I miss Wisconsin’s old plates. They were an easy-to-see warning that the car in front of you was being driven by an idiot.

I personally think most modern license plates are ugly. I prefer older designs that usually went with the “less is more” philosophy. I live in Michigan, and are standard plates are fine, but I still think our old white on blue plates were better.

Managed to stay away all year

I often confuse Jason Miller, the guy who doesn’t pay his child support (pictured below) and Brad Parscale, the former Trump campaign manager who bragged that 800,000 people were going to attend a Tulsa campaign rally, when only 6,200 attended. Trump has so many conmen in his orbit, it’s hard to remember who’s who.

...any writer who’s watched their beats or word counts shrink, or their employers diminish the appeal of subjects more esoteric than the lowest common denominator.

I can’t think of a more fun job than to be part of the set design/props crew for these films.

I understand that he was being hyperbolic and wasn’t saying that Walton or her politics are literally similar to David Duke or Duke’s politics. But even still, this was an incredibly stupid thing to say, and should have known better.

These fuckers are too comfortable using these metaphors or similes or whaterthefuck you call it. The fear of getting your literal ass kicked needs to be reintroduced into polite conversation.

so.. what is that URL?  I want to make sure I dont accidently click on it and register 15,000 variations of TrumpGetsPeedOn

Trump fans are willing to spend a LOT of money to prove to people that they aren’t suckers.

I cannot imagine what made him think this was ok at all. The only politician I’ve heard accurately compared to David Duke is Steve scalise. It was accurate because he said it himself at some neo confederate conference years ago. He called himself David Duke without the baggage. I’ll take his word on that. 

The URL to sign up was already leaked and people are flooding it with crap.

And the first account on the social media site will be a troll farm financed by Russia’s Internet Research Agency.