The worse I’ve seen is a subdivision where there is a guy that fosters dogs. It has 10 roads. X Circle, X Court, X Way, X Circle Court, X Court Circle, X Circle Way, X Court Way, X Court Circle Way and X Circle Court Way. Each road as about 5-10 houses, all the houses have the same numbers. Siri just flat gives up.

I think he was just super happy to be back there, he seems like the one who missed it the most 

What a cheerful little runabout.

- the AV Club

It’s the last step before they just remove the jokes entirely and move to nothing but self-righteous screeds.

I’ve been more than willing to call out The Simpsons for being well past its sell-by date for a while now, but I saw the clips of them piss-taking Morrissey and it was pretty satisfying. 

LeBlanc was the MVP. He seemed the most at ease of everyone there. 

“The headline is a lie. It isn’t that surprising that Morrisey is having trouble finding a label.”

He’s really leaning into the parody version of himself lately.

Did he participate in a beauty pageant when he was 19 or something?

As a great admirer of the Smiths and his early solo work, I take no pleasure in saying that yes, Morrissey has demonstrated time and again that he is a racist prick and he deserves to be shunned. Unlike Ellie Kemper, you hacks.

Why was there an explanation of the joke in the last paragraph?

Meanwhile, Matt LeBlanc cleverly changes the subject to his Irish Uncleness.

I mistakenly assumed that the Reunion show was going to feature 6 friends getting back together in the fictional world that made them famous. I didn’t expect the “Let’s walk down memory lane” production that we got. It was just awful in every way conceivable (and the celebrity cameos made it even weirder). Any…

I didn’t think for a second it was anything drug related, just assumed it was because of those hot-off-the-presses veneers. 

My biggest problem with this whole Matthew Perry deal is it distracts us from making fun of David Schwimmer.

They never showed it, but Scrooge McDuck definitely masturbated in that vault. There’s no way that he didn’t.

When companies do that, I have to think the cost of training must be high. There also must be variable costs to the point where it’s cheaper to pay overtime than to have two workers. Like insurance or something idk. What bothers me is when businesses have the gall to say they can’t find workers and assume it must be…

Always laugh when companies do this. “We can’t afford to hire any more staff. Therefore we’ll pay overtime on the current staff, effectively paying you the wages of multiple more workers.”

Jeff Bezos is watching this video on loop while he dry humps a pile of money.