Wait, so it’s not “cultural differences” that have to be “understood and accepted” anymore?

Impossible! They caught a black shooter alive?!

And tabasco is what, a thousand times weaker? Five thousand times weaker? I can’t recall the Scoville rating of tabasco, but I remember that pure OC clocks at several million. Even those Jamaican Ghost Scorpion whatever peppers can’t break six figures.

Funny thing, that. I was considering buying a bow or two lately.

“Last stronghold of Satan”? That little bitch fuck hasn’t even seen one black metal concert in his miserable self-righteous life, I assume.

Whoa. What kind of Bubba Hotep bullshit is this?!

TLJ took a huge runny dump on everyone not named Kylo Ren. But yeah, Finn and Poe ended up criminally underused with an entire sack of Idiot Balls on their hands.

Didn’t they pour over from Pakistan in the first place, with covert funding from the ISI? Particularly considering how generalissimo Zia ul-Haq was instrumental in spreading the rug-headbutting lunacy in Pakistan back in the eighties...

And to think that the reverse-weeaboo Japanese western fan meme was a joke...

You haven’t seen shit. Like, JAPANESE CHOLOS.

African metalheads would like to have a word with you.

No wonder new players disengage when the combat drags on for too long. Slow, dicey combat is the bane of low-level D&D play since forever, and I do recall it being a pain in D&D3.5.

Twitler, I haven’t heard that one before. Cheetler, sure...

Dude, have you ever caught a burst of those across the shins? It was one of those times where I legit fell over after getting hit (there’s also that funny story when I caught a faceful of BBs and did a backflip).

Need I remind you that Tamir Rice was shot for brandishing a BB gun?

Were any pigs spotted flying by?

YARRR!

In more ways than one.

The so-called “Ruskie” (except Russians do not, by and large, know that recipe). Good choice.