What’s besides the onions in those pierogi?

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” - George Orwell, Animal Farm

Possibly from manually handling the asbestos cubicle dividers.

It’s a start.

I just let out my most obnoxious guffaw to date. Get your star and begone, damned stain!

Huh, whaddaya know. Most scandals involving nuns over here were focused on violence, they apparently left kiddy-diddling to the priests.

Nuns don’t get sexual with kids, they just beat them mercilessly.

Not here, because if people started getting shits from PJ’s pizza, they’d have to shut down pretty fast.

Well, Doc is a father and a husband too. You can figure out how he feels about this.

Thank God for European food quality standards. I ordered from PJ’s three times and had no problems whatsoever.

That is a very good question, considering that over here in Poland, voting days are always planned for weekends.

So it’s not conspiracy theory, it’s conspiracy practice.

Not quite. The Taliban were smart: on September 9, 2001, they managed to murder the popular Afghan leader Ahmad Shah Massoud, who, at the time, was asking both the EU and the US for support in a war that was going on for five years already.

Of course it was a war, you chunk of coprolith. It was a war since 1996, when the Taliban invaded from Pakistan, making the massive clash of egos an actual war.

Nah, sending out three mercenaries and their operational support will be enough for that one.

Correction: a 22-year-long war. It’s been 17 years since the US got involved after their key ally, Northern Alliance commander Ahmad Shah Massoud, was murdered by Al-Qaeda.

Because he’s Latino.

So me and my 4-foot stilts are out of a job here?

Shit, just one more proof that the words “private”, “prison” and “industry” should never be put next to each other.

Well, it is a fitting design for SCUM...