Drop your pants and run in with a scary varminter rifle.

Nope. It can happen, just not in the US. That’s pretty much British cop behavior, de-escalation.

If not for a black man named James Shaw Jr., body count would be much higher. Shaw disarmed the suspect, then threw his gun behind the counter.

Well, a bit of background on the author, that guy had his country run over and occupied by three different empires at once, who merrily proceeded to beat the locals for being locals, and attempted to form them into the lowest-class denizens of the empire that managed to grab the particular bit of land they lived in.…

And this shit, ladies and gentlemen:

I’m kinda surprised how I get worked up about yet more black people brutalized by the police. Because hey, what do I know, I’m white and my parents joined the police back when the commies ran this sick sad Eastern European country and police brutality was pretty much the obvious answers to most of society’s problems.

Yet another case of Americans being stupid about guns.

If there weren’t as many guns readily available, he’d hang himself.

To hit the driver and the passenger in the back seat, the shooter must have been taking cover behind a car hood, or firing from the hip. And the grouping doesn’t look like firing from the hip.

Mashed potatoes.

The burger.

I have no idea what kind of cardboard-and-vaseline disaster of a cottage cheese you have there in America, but over here in Eastern Europe, cottage cheese (or, as we call it, twaróg) is serious business. Did you know that the chief Slavic gods were named Sriglav and Tvarog? See above what the latter means. This is how…

I don’t know what is worse, casually accepting domestic violence like that or relying on police that has been consistently proven to be racist and equally liable to either ignore your report or come and shoot someone dead for shits and giggles.

Zyklon B is hydrogen cyanide. It was not considered a chemical weapon back in World War 2 - more shockingly, it was a commercial pesticide.

Funny, we had snacks like this over here for years. Peanut-flavored blobs of crunchy cornmeal fluff marketed to kids for pennies.

Nah, everything’s cool, I despise the American conservatives, but they’re at least honest about their bible-thumping, racism and being maladjusted to today’s world. You can expect a conservative to say something racist or homophobic any given day.

Yep, which is why I’m not buying into the entire “social justice” circus. Those assclowns are outraged for the sake of outrage, and obsessing over the talking points that are safe for the Democratic politicians. Example: when kids (mostly white ones) are shot in school by some white goober, bleating for gun control…

Yeah, Europe has its share of skeletons in the closet too, just look at the UK and France. Particularly France and their fuckstupid obsession with gauloiserie. They hate when their citizens try to celebrate foreign ancestry, which is obviously problematic when you realize that they pulled in a shitload of people from…

California. Two white lesbians. Black kids.

Basketball headshot?! Shit, I’ve seen that gif and the first thing that came to my mind was a quote from Alpha Protocol: “Did you know that at 400 mph, basketballs can decapitate people?”