Heh, my mom’s a cop. Imagine what I could hear from her. :D

“Peek-a-boo you, fuck you!”

Dude, that’s the entire schtick of Scythe, Iron Harvest and Jakub Rozalski’s art both are based on. Big clunky steampunk/dieselpunk robots.

Looks snappy. While it might not be Witcher-big, it seems that Poland finally figured out how to make good games consistently.

Actual Nazis existed in February too, of course, but they didn’t flock to a rally in such massive numbers, including running sane people over, until Charlottesville.

Oh California, why are you so dumb-fuck, pants-on-head retarded?

A cemetery? That’s a bit much. Over here, we have a problem with Soviet and communist monuments left over from the almost-half-century of their rule, and even the most rabid anti-communists don’t intend to touch anything that’s in a cemetery.

Weeell, the least punishment you can get on Kotaku for being a dodgy asshat is a demotion to Steam releases coverage.

Fortnite, but I’m not too happy about it. The experience is scattershot, you got passable shooting missions and absolutely atrocious base management.

Okay, but you’re saying that the perspectives are good?

Yep, considering how blatant Joss Whedon is with his (two words: River Tam), I can’t comprehend how can anyone be ashamed of foot fetish.

If anything, they have ridiculously limited budget and run on whatever props they managed to scavenge off Ebay. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was someone’s private PSVR headset brought in for that one episode.

Strange, July 25 is given as the official release date by stores and Gearbox themselves.

Huh. You’re giving me ideas how to fix the problems of this sick sad colony between civilization and Belarus.

Yes.

Hey, if white people can do it... Check the story of Andreas Baader:

Seriously, man, have you ever seen Karl Malden’s schnoz?

Jesus, that would be terrible. AI squealing like a thirteen-year-old boy hopped on Monster? Skynet would be a welcome initiative compared to that...

Doomfist? Don’t make me laugh. He has two hard counters in the form of Sombra and Ana and a couple of situational ones based on cutting down his mobility (Mei and Junkrat being the most prominent).

Tire needs positioning. Two weeks ago, I managed to wipe the entire team off the point on Eichenwalde by dropping a tire on them - I drove it off the balcony, detonated mid-air, quadrakill, POTG.