YES. Finally someone who gets it, instead of the countless legions of dumbasses bleating “It’s scary because you can’t fight back.”

Three times actually.

Lucy from Quake 3: Arena.

“Hot button issue” my ass! Remember Quake III: Arena? Remember Lucy and Angel? Did anyone bitch and moan about those two? No? Giddafuckouttahere.

Alola Rattata, what a wonderful phrase
Alola Rattata, ain’t no passing craze...

I beat Shadow of Mordor, but then bailed on the DLC.

Like calling her out for bad research, blatant cherry-picking if not outright lying and, most of all, drowning valid points she might accidentally have in a torrent of entitled middle-class bullshit?

So the lying bitch is lying again and Kotaku, at last, points out where she’s lying.

Dear God, this is so beautiful.

Yeah, I prefer to add salt and pepper to eggs before scrambling them and pouring them into the frying pan too. Makes the entire thing easier, salting them during cooking is easy to overdo and uneven.

There’s actually a crashed train like that in Fallout 4.

Oh come on, it’s Uwe Boll’s best movie!

You forgot “AAAaaaaaAAaaaa: Reckless Disregard For Gravity” and “1, 2, 3, DROP IT: Kick That Beat Like An Ugly Baby”.

Since the story barely covered the first third of the game, and the random PVE missions felt shoddy as hell, no wonder it bombed.

The white guy swooping in to save the day. I’m not a social justice warrior or anything, but that one’s fucktarded beyond belief.

Fuck off to your parents’ basement, troll. And certainly don’t interrupt when the grown-ups are talking.

I find the artwork in the article header curious, though. Strange people smoking cigarettes in a 90s shonen style.

And Games Workshop wouldn’t even care about remaking Blood Bowl (there were three: one in the early 90s, and then the recent remake and its sequel) if not for a spiritual successor called Chaos League. Unsurprisingly, the people behind Chaos League were contracted to make the new Blood Bowl.

Boma’s googly eyes are terrible, and Togusa looks absurdly old. They’ll have to try extra hard to stop the movie from bombing.