I think it’s Pilou Asbaek’s dislike for having things in front of his eyes.

Actually, the first four are called exactly the same as they were in the original Wolfenstein 3D. New Order relies very heavily on the original game’s legacy.

Don’t knock Peter Thiel on the verge of Gawker being sold off. He might buy it and have you stream yourself eating your red trousers on Twitch.

Oh, that is SO old hat!

All is fine and dandy
Until you get an ND.

Considering that I was often humming “Man in a Suit” while playing Watch_Dogs...

Since the weekend, Seels started spawning next to my block. Before, it was hard to find anything rarer than a Zubat there,

You lucky git. Don’t forget to get back to us after you test it, because it seems that Niantic finally figured out something that strikes a balance between exploration incentives, ease of capture and bandwidth requirements.

Not exactly. That list just shows you only the closest Pokemon of a given kind, so instead of eight Rattatas you see only one. This, of course, has the additional benefit of making more Pokemon fit on the list in certain areas.

I want to punch the stupid out of you.

What the fuck is wrong with those people?! You want to transport a gun or a replica through town, put it in a fucking bag!

Well, the problem with those apps is they bruteforced access to Niantic servers, so you can see their concern about QOS/bandwidth. Sure, they fucked up with the server infrastructure and got swamped with new user logins when they opened the gates, but I think every MMO dev went through that (with the exception of…

Hey, if I see people with cellphones sitting in the park, I can walk up and ask “Got anything good?”, and they most often respond if they caught any Pokemon less common than the local flavor of Pidgeys and Rattatas.

Sure, but you do remember the shit-fit they threw during Ahmadinejad’s so called presidency, prompting the council of ancient beardos in funny hats to find a more presentable replacement.

So, in short, it’s a 3D Starbound?

Oh you funny guy you. I actually tried Pokevision several times, and it was turning up complete bullshit. For example, it said that there should be a Growlithe down my street for the next ten minutes. So I pop my sneakers on and go to get some Pokemon and a cold one from a deli on the way.

Oh no it doesn’t. I still accidentally swiped up from home button, starting the Google app.

Good that I caught mine two weeks ago. I didn’t tell anyone about it, being trampled by a stampede of WYD pilgrims wanting to get their poke on is not how I want to go.

How did that line to the guard goes in English? I know it in the original only, but some of the quotes from the books are awfully memetic, particularly among roleplayers.