The Secret World would make a good TV series. Maybe in an anthology format: every season is a self-contained story, but they’re connected with a greater mythology (the secret societies, The Filth, The Bees of Aghartha).

It does, but like the upcoming movie, it’s based on the short stories, not the games.

You are asking the wrong question.

They have Mike Pondsmith onboard, so unless he screws up as spectacularly as he did with Cyberpunk 203X, there’s hope.

What, do you want to end up Trapped In The (Water)Closet?

What, do you want to end up Trapped In The (Water)Closet?

The first game had a full American dub.

It’s not GTA in Japan. Just as Sleeping Dogs wasn’t GTA in Hong Kong.

Hit sounds in the first Witcher? That’s pasta.

This is as pointless as horse vagina mod for Skyrim.

Cary Hiroyuki Tanaga? Where?

And people are offended by similarly dumb-ass, cost-cutting, play-it-safe casting decisions for Ghost in the Shell?

Want to hear the funniest bit? By European standards, we’re pretty fucking prudish, with the local Christians kicking up shit over sexual education like we’re in fucking Kentucky or some other deep South shithole.

Not actually sexist per se. I think you’ve noticed how fathers are insanely protective of their daughters? That would make for a nice dynamic if Nate was disapproving because he went through the exact same shit before.

Armageddon was bad enough, but at least it served as an epilogue for the series.

I looked out of the window to say that in Europe things are different, but they’re not. Sure, I saw a couple of metallic blues, champagne and I think there are two red cars parked on the opposite end of the square, but most are either black, silver or white.

GIANT ENEMY HERMIT CRABS?!

Yeah, it’s a play on both /dev/null and .hack//SIGN.

And you’re claiming that a man is NOT a monster?

I already got it for $15, in a way. Let’s see what this one offers, as I burnt through my entire supply of concrete and decked Sanctuary out to 95%.

Why is he a toolbag, while self-loathing white metropolitan progressives with useless liberal arts degrees whining about the exact same “boob model and sexy cosplay” problem are okay?