Bullshit. XCOM is the best modern tactical game I’ve seen. Silent Storm had its share of bullshit and glitches that ended up in the final build only because the fucking katsaps never heard of QA testing. And don’t get me started on Jagged Alliance: Back in Action, because all that one achieved was shitting all over…

Nope. Fallout Tactics had the misfortune of coming out after Jagged Alliance and the two original UFO/XCOM games. And, looking at Jagged Alliance 2 that came before it, it was way too restrictive.

I’m pissed off at them. There are only two fucking bosses in the entire game. And between them? 30 XP levels worth of stupid-ass grinding and stupid-ass randomly generated “kill that bunch of enemies” quests.

If that’s going to be only as bad as Prince of Persia, it’s going to be a pretty decent movie all in all.

“Freak accident” this time of year? Electrocuted by Christmas lights, crushed by a falling Christmas tree or killed in an oven explosion when preparing the turkey?

Dying Light is 66% off?! WHAT YOU SAY!?

Robert Orci, screenwriter, one of the members of Abrams’ production posse that also includes Damon Lindelof, known for absolute cinematographic clusterfucks like LOST and Prometheus.

Come on. Fallout 3 is a d-list jobber compared to the four titles above. I can’t treat it seriously. Nobody can.

Not everything.

Oh great. Fake retro hipster bullshit AND heavy-handed treatment of supposedly progressive social concepts that does nothing but makes them look ridiculous.

Not two extra zeroes. They forgot a decimal separator. So instead of .20, they put in 20.

OK, so some useful pointers:

Jeez, Danse is a fucking toolshop. How can people even stand this guy?!

Lock Joint doesn’t have level restrictions?

Oooh, I made a beautiful railing kill on a Super Mutant in the Fallon Department Store. Brained the bastard on the top floor while I was on the ground floor, and doooown he went!

Nah, once you reach Quincy or what’s left of it, you’ll find proof that the Preston who gives you the crank laser is the real deal.

Oh, I freaked out too. Kellogg sounded like he expected that to happen.

The jetpack is shit. It doesn’t work if you don’t have Action Points, and if you do, it goes through them in a second. You can jet eight feet or so up (one floor’s worth), then wait until your AP regenerate fully, then jet another eight feet...

Really? The radiants are “Hey mate, some folks up at that settlement there are looking for help” or “Hey mate, I’ve heard of that sweet-ass spot for a settlement down there, it’s just chock full of ferals/mirelurks/bloodthirsty psychos, do you mind evicting them?” (or, even, “those feckless cunts kidnapped our gun…

...so you think that those two idiots who dwelled in Sunshine Tidings co-op before the ferals either chased them off or ate them were some college stoner Railroad wannabes?